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Figure out how many office, online, radio, television and newspaper pools you can enter.
Study online reports of the teams you have no clue about.
Fill out 64 different brackets so you can proudly say that you picked the national champion.
Act like you’re working until 12:15 p.m.
Go to lunch at 12:15 p.m. and watch some of the opening round.
Back at desk, watch games and follow scores online.
Check your brackets and whine that you didn’t make the right picks.
Bolt at 5 p.m. so you can make it home in time to see the last few minutes of the afternoon games and then get ready to stay up until 1 a.m. watching the evening games.
An exact repeat of Thursday, except you’re exhausted because you stayed up until 1 a.m.