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Monday

Complain about seedings, pairings, brackets, teams that got in and teams that didn’t get in.

Figure out how many office, online, radio, television and newspaper pools you can enter.

Tuesday

Study online reports of the teams you have no clue about.

Wednesday

Fill out 64 different brackets so you can proudly say that you picked the national champion.

Thursday

Act like you’re working until 12:15 p.m.

Go to lunch at 12:15 p.m. and watch some of the opening round.

Back at desk, watch games and follow scores online.

Check your brackets and whine that you didn’t make the right picks.

Bolt at 5 p.m. so you can make it home in time to see the last few minutes of the afternoon games and then get ready to stay up until 1 a.m. watching the evening games.

Friday

An exact repeat of Thursday, except you’re exhausted because you stayed up until 1 a.m.

Try and enjoy some popcorn, nachos & cheese, pretzels, & hot dogs while you’re watching all those games!